queefjerkey:

do you ever use a pen and you’re just blown away by how smoothly it glides across the page and how the ink flows out so beautifully like tears of jesus or something

(via spumonis)

 25700
02 Apr 12 at 2 pm
tags: lol yes 

ricksanscrotum:

do you ever kind of think about how weird life is like wow how strange is that we’re alive right now it’s so cool and it makes no sense and then you stare at your hands and laugh because wtf hands

(via regulatedthriller)

 675
27 Mar 12 at 2 pm
tags: lol yes 

sourwolf:

staring at someone’s blog for like 10 minutes wondering where the ‘next page’ button is

(via nicky83)

 9903
12 Mar 12 at 2 pm
tags: lol yes 

tunnnelsnakesrule:

can’t tell if the kids outside are playing or being brutally murdered

(Source: nosdrinker, via regulatedthriller)

Friend: Why do you have the same song 10 times on your iPod?
Me: You don't understand there's the original version, new version, acoustic version, and 7 live performances.

one of the most difficult parts of my life is trying to figure out which button actually means download and which aren’t advertisements

(Source: thesummeroflike, via paulwes)

 522
05 Jan 12 at 11 pm

sandandglass:

My reaction was exactly the same as Jon’s.

(via lemondifficult)

 6104
16 Dec 11 at 11 pm

imnotmorrissey:

BE QUIET, TIFFANY, BE QUIET! WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU? STOP IT! I HAVE NEVER IN MY LIFE YELLED AT A GIRL LIKE THIS. WHEN MY MOTHER YELLS LIKE THIS IT’S BECAUSE SHE LOVES ME. I WAS ROOTING FOR YOU, WE WERE ALL ROOTING FOR YOU. HOW DARE YOU? LEARN SOMETHING FROM THIS. WHEN YOU GO TO BED AT NIGHT, YOU LAY THERE AND YOU TAKE RESPONSIBILITY FOR YOURSELF, ‘CAUSE NOBODY’S GONNA TAKE RESPONSIBILITY FOR YOU. YOU ROLLIN’ YOUR EYES AND YOU ACTING LIKE THIS BECAUSE YOU’VE HEARD IT ALL BEFORE. YOU’VE HEARD IT ALL BEFORE, YOU DON’T KNOW WHERE THE HELL I COME FROM, YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHAT I’VE BEEN THROUGH. BUT I’M NOT A VICTIM, I GROW FROM IT, AND I LEARN. TAKE RESPONSIBILITY FOR YOURSELF.

(via elizatittaylor)